Ever heard about high heels quotes? …. Here are some of them :
“Not diamond but heels are a girl’s best friend.”
- William Rossi -
“I don’t know who invented high heels, but all women owe him alot.”
- Marilyn Monroe -
“Nothing has been invented yet that will do a better job than high heels at making a good pair of legs look great, or great ones look fabulous.”
- shoe designer Stuart Weitzman -
“Yeah, but I do it backwards and in heels!”
- Ginger Rogers -
“I like to literally put women on a pedestal.”
- British clothing designer Vivienne Westwood, who designed some magnificent high heel shoes and boots -
“How tall am I? Honey, with hair, heels and attitude I’m through this damned roof.”
- drag queen RuPaul -
“According to Harper’s Index, the average increase in the protrusion of a woman’s buttocks when she wears high heels is 25%.”
“Did you know that some men, often sophisticated and wealthy, find it delightful to drink alcohol out of a woman’s high heel pump?”
“Upon wearing high heels for the first time, the girl noticed bald spots on top of men’s heads.”
“Yo mama so fat she went on a date with high heels and came back with sandals!”
- another Yo Mama joke -
“Why don’t artists paint while wearing $500- designer high heels?”
“MOVIE TRIVIA: In which of the following movies was there a huge pair of high heel shoes?”
a) Eyes Wide Shut (1999)
b) Leaving Las Vegas (1995)
c) Naked Gun 2 1/2 (1991)
d) 2 Days in the Valley (1996)
“It is all very well for so-called sensible people to recommend flat heels and short skirts, but most of us prefer not to be sensible.”
- Anna Held, Polish-born stage performe -
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on Nov 29th, 2008 at 5:17 pm
Great site, I think the answer to the movie trivia is (C) Naked Gun 2 1/2.
on Dec 2nd, 2008 at 4:53 am
Thank you very much for commenting, DivaShoeFetish
on Jan 6th, 2009 at 9:41 am
Great blog with sophisticated content, nice.
on Feb 2nd, 2009 at 12:16 pm
high heels make a woman feel confident enough to conquer the world each day.
on Feb 4th, 2009 at 8:08 am
Hi Rogue, welcome and thanks for the comment.
on Aug 5th, 2009 at 3:21 pm
Love the quote on Marilynn Monroe–we use it all the time. And, you are quite right, there is nothing like a great high heel to make good legs look better and great legs that look like heaven.
High heels make your legs look lean, long, toned, and shoe toe cleavage–how great is that?
Wonderful site!
on Aug 5th, 2009 at 8:27 pm
Hi,
Forgot to mention, today is the sad anniversary of Marilyn Monroe’s death.
We honor her today–buy a fabulous pair of high heels and be the sexiest you you can be today.
You have a great site, great shoes, great quotes.
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